Terrorist cells in Orthodox Churches

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader,Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group is made up of members with different characteristics. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. (However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)  No Church is exempt!

5 Responses to “Terrorist cells in Orthodox Churches”

  1. SrbMama Says:

    That was great, Father! Keep up the good work! I am still laughing about “cross-dressing” too!

    In Christ,

  2. Zacchaeus Says:

    I love this blog post.

  3. Claire Says:


    Glory to God for a good sense of humor. 🙂

  4. Kathy Degyansky Says:

    Glory be to Jesus Christ! I learned about your blog through Karen Andersen. As a fellow Librarian, she thought I would like to see the parish library website. I did enjoy it but also found my way to your blog and can really appreciate your “ramblings”; especially this one. I plan to share widely. Thank you.

  5. Hieromonk Joshua + Says:

    Christ is risen!

    Father! Excellent blog! I got a good laugh out’ta your last addition! Thanks! You made my day! God prosper you and your work for the Kingdom!

    In Christ Saviour risen,

    Hieromonk Joshua +

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